I made some comparisons ovar de years. Le ProgrammerCulties in ROMHackCult are vastly inferior to even one single DRM crackster. I’m pretty sure you should remember this key ingrediente; never hire any of these tardlets for a Customer Service position. Quick Googul Seerch to bring up this Wikipedja nuglet:
“The perception of success of such interactions is dependent on employees “who can adjust themselves to the personality of the guest”.”
Reasons why these people are worse than Indian Tech Support and are part of the decline of customer service quality:
1. Supposedly are native English speakers, but can barely put together proper sentence structure.
2. Outright refuse to “adjust to the personality of the guest” and instead constantly belittles them for being beneath them.
3. Gatekeepers of information they refuse to properly help you with under most any circumstance.
4. Can’t keep a proper tutorial anywhere “””official””” and have to resort to diggin’ through retarded threads.
I’ll never forget this thread: https://gbatemp.net/threads/tutorial-nsbmd-editing.130362/
“Install Plugins
(WILL WRITE LATER)
IMPORT OBJ
(Will Write Later)
Export IMD
(Will Write Later {uses plugins})”
It’s been 9 years, and the link is obviously dead. WAITIN’ FOR LATER, PROGRAMMERCULTER.
I say this from time-to-time on these rants, but it’s still easier to pirate shit than to ask questions pertaining to so-called “””legal””” activities.
}}}b-but ur still doing something illegal!11
Well, accordingistus to these geniuses, the servicez they provide in RIM HARK LAND is so totes legal with totes legal freeware & totes legal level editors, so ya, they still be legalese asswipes.
As such, I’m gonna give you what pertains to a half-solved tutorial on editing models in DS gaemz. I’ll staht by reminding ye of a simple factoid that’s sure to piss off the ModelCulties. Editing models is Nesticle-grade hacking. Awe, did dat hurt ur Bowsettard feefeez?
First we start off with opening Mario Kart DS Course Modifier. Browse to any .nsbmd model file, double click it, then go to Export>Model>OBJ.
This next stepperooni is a loony. Go hunt down Alias Maya 5, 6 or 7 (allegedly; let’s ignore the suggestion of Autodesk Maya 2011 for naoskeez) and the Nintendo Nitro SDK plugins. These things are >muh Copyright, so obviously, if you want to do this, there’s no actual legal alternative, and RHDNigs won’t tell you any real way of obtaining it. Funniest part is that in no way will these idiots help you find this publicly, cuz you know, they still host illegal files at DShack.org & nsmbhd.net, just don’t wanna tell ya where this Maya thing or 3DS Max version are located. Since I don’t care, go to Le Piratio Baye with this item URL >7768339. The page should be called, “Nintendo Nitro SDK with editing programs”.
>>>y u noe link to it!!!!111
I’m being as ethical as the rest of u; lolololooolo,l.
In there should be le official DS game creationista tools by Nintenduh. Keep in mind something else. Redumptards and No-Intro /v/ermin only care aboot >>>>>>>muh dumps<<<< of muh dumb vidya gaemz and demo discs and >>>>muh protuhtypez<<<<. They’ll dump stupid Action Replay shit, other SDK shit, but won’t bother “””preserving””” a single version of model creation software that every fuccface dev-dev uses. It’s more or less getting harder to find this old shizcribble without joining some idiotic private traccer. Dey’ll sit there and mocc you for asking for ROMs, implying they dumpify their own shit, but if someone’s editing models for DS or Wii, there’s practically no legal way to do so since you can’t get a hold of it.
Nao, remembah this has to do with how doing things illegally is easier than the legal methods and probably always will be. In there are some dank craccs; follow the Properly Written Instructions, and you’ll be able to install everythin’. My Maya had an error at the end, cuz oh goody; maybe that’s what broke it, but I still h8 u for this ridiculous runaround, anywae. Even the Ruskie optional instructions of optionalness are easier to understand when Googul Translated than these ROM hacc morons’ instructions. (Just remember, in the Offishul Nintenduh Plugin installation guide, it mentions putting in a thing surrounded by %%<these percent signs. Remove them.)
When u Ohpen Maya, it’ll give u some tutorial vids to click on. Here’s where weh go back to how the ProgrammerCulties can’t give proper vidz or instructions on how to do anything while this thing gives you a few short vids that teaches you the basics in like 10 minutes. You probz only need to watchify the first 5 for whatever you’re doing, th0.
After attempting to edit this .obj model with this method that totes werks, export with the Nitro .imd function. Nao we go into even moar retardation.
https://www.dshack.org/forum.php?page=thread&tid=489
Notice how the poor peep can’t get Maya 2011, which is probably just an update and not the real thing, anywae? Dey can’t even suggest archive.org’ing the links to Le Poor Pepe… which don’t work in archive.org, either. (FANTASTIC, don’t reupload it for anyone, JUST BEEEEEE morons for the rest of your life and blame everyone else for why no one else wants to hacc anything.)
The purpose of dis is the… once again, off-site linking to other DS hacking sites:
https://projectpokemon.org/home/files/file/2102-g3dcvtr/
Nao, dis is the same thing as what’s in the Nitro thing up there… but it has the .dll that makes it function. (Srsly? Srsly? U couldn’t include that in the… nvm.) This will convert the .imd back to the .nsbmd file to put back into Le ROM via Tinke. What you do is simply drag and drop it over the .exe. It’s simple (never explained to anyone, obvz), but here’s how it works otherwise. Make a .bat file by just making a New Text Document0r and change the extension or just copy the one that exists and erase the lines in Notepad. The other .bat in there will tell you the commands. Le nu .bat should look like dis when you open in it Notepad++ or whatever:
g3dcvtr “dumbmodel.imd” -emdl
Quotations may not be necessary, but I don’t care. Everything has to be in the same folder when you do it. For me, it just results in a lopsided model with no textures. I can partially understand the lacc of textures, but why it’s on its side is just… ugh.
So obviously, I’d need to attempt 2 reinstall Maya 7, look for Maya 2011 if I even find it, or dig for some retarded explanation for why it’s doing this.
Here’s another Grandiose thing. The GBAtemp thread I listed up there is part of the problem of why I use to claim command line is terriblay and we need GUIs. It’s not everything needs GUIs, it’s just that no one tells you how to use the fucking command line. I found this GBAtemptard attempting to note you’d need a GUI for it, just because he couldn’t just write a simple explanation for how the fucking dumb shit works without it. That’s even worse when looking for this retarded “nsbmd tool”. With that, there was no .bat file. The “–help” & -“h” functions didn’t bring up a help function, either. So, I decided to just open the moronic thing in a hex editor.

Oy vey, & guesseth wut else? It doesn’t “dump” the file to my knowledge. I still don’t even know what purpose this wretched thing servez. The even better part is that Mario Kert DS Coarse Merdifier has an option for using the “G3DCVTR Gui” which may be by the same retard that (Will Write Later) from above. This dumb thing crashes for me, and you could look around for how this retarded thing doesn’t work for other people, either. It suggests putting the G3DCVTR thing in the same folder which clearly doesn’t work. Could they have, this may be shocking, told the person how to use the command line like I just did? Drag & Drop… so hard to tell people this works. Just like with the dumfucc MSU-1 converter. “I need a GUI for a Drag & Drop function.” Sounds even moar retarded, doesn’t it? Can’t even into explain into how basic .batch file creation werkifies, either.
Of course, why didn’t the rejectz include G3DCVTR with the thing? Same reason as BIOS files; HOW DAREST U include >}>}>}muh pirated content already within my piracy software that I’m clearly linking 2 u separately. >}}>>but-but-but. It’s the same for why Open Sorcerer Cult wants Cemu to be open source. They don’t care about helping to code it. They want to make sure he’s not using >muh pirated SDK to make an emu and will immediately report him to Nintenduh if he is. They’re backstabbing, ironic pirate scum LARPing as if they follow any Copyright laws. (they’re just mad he gets more munny than them)
Anywayz, tata & caca for nao.
Urs Truly,
Technology is Degeneracy and should be banned until you learn how to help people, you conniving sperglets.
Le Update: It looks like it’s lopsided & flailing around cause of the animation file trying to play the entire model from a specific point or something.